So, I've been dubbed with a new function, friends. I have been officially given a purpose in life. According to my friend Ryan I fill a void in his life and I am - get this - the equivalent to the annoying pop-up paperclip help tool in Microsoft Office. Apparently I'm just oh so good a providing not needed information, distracting him from getting his work done, and all too satisfying to minimize.
Such beautiful imagery. So eloquently put. I just wish I could hide the sarcasm I feel nearly half as well. HA!
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